Here is the $13.09 bike gadget.
(Because bikers need every gadget under the sun)
But, even better, here is the email response after I ordered it:
Hi, Ms. -------, Thanks very much for your order. You really are rather nice. This "exciting" email is to confirm a few things you probably already know. 1. Your online shopping skills are truly exceptional. 2. Firebox has strong feelings for you. 3. See 1 & 2. Just in case you were possessed by aliens/malevolent spirits intent on a high-quality impulse buying spree, here's a confirmation of what you/they bought. Order number ------, placed on the 13th December 2013. Your box of goodies will contain: 1 x Bike SpokeLit @ 13.09 USD = 13.09 USD ======================================================================= Standard. Shipping: 5.31 USD ======================================================================= Total: 18.40 USD Amount paid using cards: 18.40 USD Our warehouse team will slip it (carefully) into our hand-folded packaging and have it on its way to the address below as soon as possible. (Most orders ship within 2 working days, but for personalised or direct despatch items, check the product page). We'll even drop you another email to let you know once its out the door. Remember, please allow 2 working days for your order to leave our busy Christmas warehouse. Until we meet again, stay out of trouble. Cheerio, Firebox P.S. We stand by our products, and thats why we offer a 30 day Return Policy; so if there are any issues just let us know. P.P.S. If you want to chat, hit us up on 0800 044 5010 (UK Free phone) or 0044 20 33683410 (International call rates). Alternatively, you can reply to this email or collar us at email@example.com.