Fire Safety

Has been on my mind lately since our toaster sets off the smoke alarm whenever we go from beige to golden brown.

Also, the building alarm went off twice on Tuesday. And then once in the middle of the night on Wednesday.

Just as we had fallen asleep.

Very loud, lasts a full minute. Makes you jump out of your skin.

All false alarms but now I might need medical attention to get my heart rate down.

Here is the quickest exit route in case of actual fire.

But I think this is going to delay our escape!

Hmmm, where did we put that phone number for maintenance?